NEW ELEMENT IN THE PERIODIC TABLE

• Element : WOMEN
• Symbol : Wo+
• Atomic mass : Accepted as 54 Kg; isotopes may vary from 50-100 kg.
• Occurrence : Copious quantities in all urban areas.
• PHYSICAL PROPERTIES

1. bOiLs at room temperature

2. Freezes without any known reason.

3. Melts if given special treatment.

4. Bitter, if incorrectly used.

5. Sweet as chocolate if given a proper treatment.

CHEMICAL PROPERTIES

1. Have great affinity for Silver,Diamond,Platinum and a range of preciousstones and absorbs great quantities of expensive substances.

2. May explode spontaneously without prior warning and for no knownreason.

3. Insoluble in liquids, but activity greatly increases by that.

4. Most powerful money reducing agent known to human.

5.Our analyst are still vry confused abt this new element and depictedstill more to discover......

COMMON USES

1. Highly ornamental

2. Can be great aid to relaxation.

TESTS

1. Pure specimen turns rosy pink when happy.

2. Turns green when placed behind a better specimen.!!

WARNING !!PROLONGED EXPOSURE TO THIS ELEMENT CAN CAUSE SEVERE FINANCIAL HAEMORRHAGINGAND MENTAL DISTRESS.BE CAUTIOUS!!!

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