joke

"Young man, do you think you can handle a variety of work?"
"I ought to be able to. I've had ten different jobs in four months."

Interview Joke

Employer to applicant: "In this job we need someone who is responsible."Applicant: "I'm the one you want. On my last job, every time anything went wrong, they said I was responsible."

Some Thing To Tkink About

The most destructive habit..............................Worry

The greatest Joy.......................................Giving

The greatest loss........................Loss of self-respect

The most satisfying work.......................Helping others

The ugliest personality trait.....................Selfishness

The most endangered species........Dedicated leaders

Our greatest natural resource..........Our youth

The greatest "shot in the arm".................Encouragement

The greatest problem to overcome.......................Fear

The most effective sleeping pill................Peace of mind

The most crippling failure disease....................Excuses

The most powerful force in life..........................Love

The most dangerous pariah..........................A gossiper

The world's most incredible computer................The brain

The worst thing to be without.... . Hope

The deadliest weapon...........................The tongue

The two most power-filled words......................."I Can"

The greatest asset......................................Faith

The most worthless emotion..........................Self-pity

The most beautiful attire..............................SMILE!

The most prized possession......................... Integrity

The most powerful channel of communication.............Prayer

The most contagious spirit.........................Enthusiasm

BY-Spiderman

NEW ELEMENT IN THE PERIODIC TABLE

• Element : WOMEN
• Symbol : Wo+
• Atomic mass : Accepted as 54 Kg; isotopes may vary from 50-100 kg.
• Occurrence : Copious quantities in all urban areas.
• PHYSICAL PROPERTIES

1. bOiLs at room temperature

2. Freezes without any known reason.

3. Melts if given special treatment.

4. Bitter, if incorrectly used.

5. Sweet as chocolate if given a proper treatment.

CHEMICAL PROPERTIES

1. Have great affinity for Silver,Diamond,Platinum and a range of preciousstones and absorbs great quantities of expensive substances.

2. May explode spontaneously without prior warning and for no knownreason.

3. Insoluble in liquids, but activity greatly increases by that.

4. Most powerful money reducing agent known to human.

5.Our analyst are still vry confused abt this new element and depictedstill more to discover......

COMMON USES

1. Highly ornamental

2. Can be great aid to relaxation.

TESTS

1. Pure specimen turns rosy pink when happy.

2. Turns green when placed behind a better specimen.!!

WARNING !!PROLONGED EXPOSURE TO THIS ELEMENT CAN CAUSE SEVERE FINANCIAL HAEMORRHAGINGAND MENTAL DISTRESS.BE CAUTIOUS!!!

Any opinions expressed in this blog are those of the individual

Jackson wins 'Most Foolish American' title

Friday, 01 April , 2005, 05:38
Los Angeles: Accused pop icon Michael Jackson has been crowned America's most foolish person for the third straight year, snatching the dishonour from the likes of a murderer and US President George W. Bush.
Some 80 percent of 1,030 people who took part in an annual April Fool's Day survey felt that Jackson, on trial for molesting a 13-year-old boy, deserved the top spot on the 2005 list that also featured his bra-popping sister Janet Jackson and convicted domestic diva Martha Stewart.
"It's getting hard to envision an America in which Michael Jackson isn't the most foolish individual," said public relations consultant Jeff Barge, who compiled the sixth "Most Foolish American" survey obtained by AFP.
"Short of a lesbian wedding ceremony for Paris Hilton, it's hard to imagine who could possibly push him out of the number 1 spot," he added.
Eight out of 10 people polled in the telephone survey felt that the faded "King of Pop" had "done something foolish" in the past year, giving him top spot in the survey for the third time in a row.
In second place on the list of dubious achievements in 2005 was convicted murderer Scott Peterson, sentenced to death this month for killing his eight month pregnant wife in California. He scores 68 percent of the vote.
Stewart, who was released from jail in early March after serving five months for lying to stock market regulators about a share deal, was third on the list, with 59 percent of those polled feeling she had been foolish.
Some 56 percent of those surveyed felt that Bush was the most foolish American of 2005, putting him fifth on the list, between socialite hotel heiress and reality television star Paris Hilton in fourth spot and Janet Jackson in sixth.
Bush won re-election in November but has been fiercely criticised for his leadership of the war in Iraq.
Janet Jackson caused a national scandal last year when a "wardrobe malfunction" resulted in her breast being bared on national television during the football Super Bowl, earning her sixth spot this year.
Also on the list of 23 foolish Americans were actor Robert Blake, acquitted this month of murdering his scam-artist wife, former US television news anchorman Dan Rather, actor Brad Pitt, whose marriage to Jennifer Aniston collapsed this year and Aniston herself.
In 19th spot was a cartoon character -- Marge Simpson's chain-smoking sister, Patty, from the animated television series "The Simpsons," who recently came out as a lesbian on the show.

Know about some one

Leonardo da Vinci (April 15, 1452 – May 2, 1519) was an Italian Renaissance architect, musician, inventor, engineer, sculptor and painter. He has been described as the archetype of the "Renaissance man" and as a universal genius. Leonardo is famous for his masterly paintings, such as The Last Supper and Mona Lisa. He is also known for designing many inventions that anticipated modern technology but were rarely constructed in his lifetime. In addition, he helped advance the study of anatomy, astronomy, and civil engineering.